barelysarcasm:

winchesterlicious:

almondsofcobalt:

This is BLK water.

It is black spring water from Canada.

It’s infused with fulvic acid ( a naturally occuring substance found in pre-historic plant matter. Because fulvic acid is naturally black it changes the molecules of the water, making them black.)

It has a ph balance of 9.0

It has natural electrolytes and 77 trace minerals from the fulvic acid.

It actually regenerates the cells in your body faster than regular water and is a high antioxidant.

Also, you’re a leviathan now.

I think Albie and Chris Manzo run the marketing for this water… right?

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    It tastes exactly the same. If you drank it with your eyes closed you wouldn’t know the difference, the fact that all...
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    IT WOULD BE LIKE DRINKING A LEVIATHAN. NOOOO, STOP, THIS IS ALL PART OF THEIR PLAN!
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    Duuude, I wanna try that. :O

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